A Clear Conscience Mat
with the MAT of Shame™

GET READY FOR A NEW ERA IN TOILET MISHAP DETECTION From your friendly MutherFlushers of MATof Shame

Finally a toilet mat that can assess your urination aim, dribbling, and or spatter rating, visually. Exposing any criminal contempt for accuracy.

No more mystery puddles, spots or droplets. No more "It's just water" lies from the suspect.

The Problem: Have you ever...
Done the dance of shame wiping up floor dribble with tissue using your shoe? Blurted out, "Its just water" in a blind panic? Having to pick up a toilet rug (YUK) to be washed due to pisspoor aim?

The Solution: Introducing the MAT of Shame™...
Ultra-thin, nearly invisible half ring material that slots around the base of the toilet. Has a pH detector for those toilet mishaps. Subtle enough guests wont notice...until they do.

CALL TO ACTION/WAITLIST...
BE THE FIRST TO OWN THE MAT THAT CAPTURES INCRIMATING EVIDENCE OF URINATION MALFEASANCE, NEVER AGAIN DO THE DANCE OF SHAME, NEVER HAVING TO LIE OUT SHAME, or PICK UP THE RUG OF YUK
"MAT of Shame™ is a pending U.S. trademark (Serial 99532923). Note: All puddle suspects are innocent until proven guilty."

A Clear Conscience Mat with the MAT of Shame™

GET READY FOR A NEW ERA IN TOILET MISHAP DETECTION From your friendly MutherFlushers of MATof Shame

Finally a toilet mat that can assess your urination aim, dribbling, and or spatter rating, visually. Exposing any criminal contempt for accuracy.

A Clear Conscience Mat
with the MAT of Shame™